“DINGLE BERRY HOLIDAY BLUES” © 2005

Words and Music By:

Kevin Edwards

Vs.1  (SPOKEN EXCEPT CHORUS)

   Christmas Balls and Shopping malls, last minute gifts to buy--- Tis the season for Christmas trees--- Do you believe that reindeer fly--- I had too much the night before--- Woke up on the bathroom floor--- Then out of the blue, I just knew------

Chorus:

 I’ve got the dingle berry holiday blues—(spoken)

I’ve got the dingle berry holiday blues--- Been wiping with yesterday’s news--- saw Santa by the tree--- with his pants to his knees---He’s got the dingle berry holiday blues---

Vs. 2 (Spoken)

  A sound of pitter patter as they flew off my roof--- Now Dasher, now Dancer, Now Prancer, and Vixen, on Comet and Cupid, I think they’re all shitzen---

They’ve got the dingle berry holiday blues--- Reindeer get it too

Chorus:

Dingle berry holiday blues--- Been wiping with yesterday’s news--- saw Santa by the tree--- with his pants to his knees---He’s got the dingle berry holiday blues---

                                                                Bridge:

 You’ve got to move real slow---cause it itches so bad--- talcum powder don’t help--- Hey, there’s dad--- scratching his butt—early Christmas day---Get on up now

                                           Bridge Musical: (chords from chorus)

Chorus:

Yeah--- The Dingle berry holiday blues--- Been wiping with yesterday’s news--- saw Santa by the tree--- with his pants to his knees---He’s got the dingle berry holiday blues--- The Dingle berry holiday blues--- Been wiping with yesterday’s news--- saw Santa by the tree--- with his pants to his knees---He’s got the dingle berry holiday blues---

Everybody NOW--- We’ve got the Dingle berry holiday blues--- Been wiping with yesterday’s news--- saw Santa by the tree--- with his pants to his knees---He’s got the dingle berry holiday blues--- Gosh Darn I’ve got an itch (Spoken)